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[ open to random pms if you'd like to plot beforehand! otherwise, feel free to throw something up. (: ]
texts เฑจเง starters เฑจเง prompts
[ open to random pms if you'd like to plot beforehand! otherwise, feel free to throw something up. (: ]
Fine. Just wondering what the point of having a bodyguard is if he's the one holding me up and not the other way around.
[ she's kidding - mostly. she really has somewhere to be!! ]
Weird, though. Was my grandmother in the meeting with you? She's not usually one to make meetings run longer than planned.
[ she's kidding - mostly. she really has somewhere to be!! ]
Weird, though. Was my grandmother in the meeting with you? She's not usually one to make meetings run longer than planned.
... why do I even bother asking you questions?
[ he is, as she's told him before, the worst gossip partner in the world. >:( ]
Fine. I've already pushed back the meeting I was supposed to be in to next week so my schedule is open now. Are you hungry?
[ he is, as she's told him before, the worst gossip partner in the world. >:( ]
Fine. I've already pushed back the meeting I was supposed to be in to next week so my schedule is open now. Are you hungry?
Always. I have to maintain hope that my sparkling presence will affect you sooner or later, don't I?
Maybe we can finally try that beachside restaurant we were too busy for. It's too beautiful of a day to be holed up with meetings and if the weather's warm enough, maybe we can wade in afterwards.
That reminds me though: if a shark was about to attack me, how would you fight it off?
Maybe we can finally try that beachside restaurant we were too busy for. It's too beautiful of a day to be holed up with meetings and if the weather's warm enough, maybe we can wade in afterwards.
That reminds me though: if a shark was about to attack me, how would you fight it off?
Mysterious well-wisher,
I had considered that I should take even less care with my steps after such an uncommonly exciting afternoon, but how kind of you to remind me otherwise.
Jest aside, I appreciate your concern and will do better to watch where my feet are going instead of scanning the horizon, particularly when in company. Now that I think about it, that's precisely how my grandfather died while hunting, although he was on his horse.
I had considered that I should take even less care with my steps after such an uncommonly exciting afternoon, but how kind of you to remind me otherwise.
Jest aside, I appreciate your concern and will do better to watch where my feet are going instead of scanning the horizon, particularly when in company. Now that I think about it, that's precisely how my grandfather died while hunting, although he was on his horse.
No, I do. I'm just clarifying so we get this straight. This is real passenger princess behaviour. We're on the same page about that, right?
Are you gonna bring car snacks too? One of those big sippy bottles I've been seeing everywhere?
You sure you want a turn driving at all?
Are you gonna bring car snacks too? One of those big sippy bottles I've been seeing everywhere?
You sure you want a turn driving at all?
What?
[ oh no. is it possible to be simultaneously amused and genuinely afraid at the same time?? is it too late. to apologiiize? ]
No. That's not what I'm asking.
I'm asking whether you want me to drive the whole way. Because I can. And although everyone else is banned from car snacks, my loving girlfriend who runs an empire and deserves only the best treatment is exempt from that rule.
[ oh no. is it possible to be simultaneously amused and genuinely afraid at the same time?? is it too late. to apologiiize? ]
No. That's not what I'm asking.
I'm asking whether you want me to drive the whole way. Because I can. And although everyone else is banned from car snacks, my loving girlfriend who runs an empire and deserves only the best treatment is exempt from that rule.
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